Jan Egeland

"Jan Egeland"
By: Ylvis

Gray hair

 Glasses

 Suitcase

 Humble

 Clever

 And constantly working for peace

 Uganda

 Congo

 And the Oslo treaty plan

 Oh my God, what a plan

 Not as famous as Gahr Stare

 Not a daddy's boy like Jens

 But when handgrenades are flying

 There's just one man you can trust

 When there's war and all is hell

 Send in Jan Egeland!

 The United Nations superhero man

 Mad dictator with a gun

 Send in Jan Egeland

 Oh, how I wish..

 I was Jan Egeland..

 Blue eyes

 Firm hands

 Nice legs

 Clean shaved

 Body

 Drinking his protein shakes

 Spray-tan

 Skin cream

 And buttocks like he was eighteen

 He's a peacekeeping machine..

 And he stares into the mirror

 Flexing muscles in the night

 And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..

 ..to protect some human rights"

 When there's war and all is hell

 Bring in Jan Egeland!

 The United Nations superhero man

 He plays golf with Kofi Annan

 And looks at maps with George Cloon

 Oh, how I wish..

 That I was Jan Egeland!

 Egeland (Egeland)

 Egeland (Egeland)

 When he's sad he goes to funerals

 In unusually heavy rain

 Large amounts of water in his face

 But that doesn't hide his pain

 He breaks down just like ha homo

 And starts crying just like a girl

 But I guess you can cry and still be a man

 If your day job is saving the world!

 When there's war and all is hell

 Send in Jan Egeland!

 He's a macho musclepumping..

 Crying god!

 If there's one man you should trust

 It is the Janny-boy

 Oh, how I wish..

 That I was Jan Egeland! 

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