The Climb

"The Climb"

By: Miley Cyrus

I can almost see it.

 That dream I'm dreaming, but

 There's a voice inside my head saying

 You'll never reach it

 Every step I'm takin'

 Every move I make

 Feels lost with no direction,

 My faith is shakin'

 But I, I gotta keep tryin'

 Gotta keep my head held high

 There's always gonna be another mountain

 I'm always gonna wanna make it move

 Always gonna be an uphill battle

 Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose

 Ain't about how fast I get there

 Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side

 It's the climb

 The struggles I'm facing

 The chances I'm taking

 Sometimes might knock me down, but

 No I'm not breaking

 I may not know it, but

 These are the moments that

 I'm gonna remember most, yeah

 Just gotta keep goin',

 And I, I gotta be strong

 Just keep pushing on, 'cause

 There's always gonna be another mountain

 I'm always gonna wanna make it move

 Always gonna be an uphill battle

 Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose

 Ain't about how fast I get there

 Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side

 It's the climb

 Yeah

 There's always gonna be another mountain

 I'm always gonna wanna make it move

 Always gonna be an uphill battle

 Somebody's gonna have to lose

 Ain't about how fast I get there

 Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side

 It's the climb

 Yeah, yeah yeah

 Keep on movin'

 Keep climbin'

 Keep the faith baby

 It's all about, it's all about the climb

 Keep the faith, keep your faith, whoa, whoa, oh. 

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The Fox (What did the Fox say)

"The Fox"

By: Ylvis

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.

 Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.

 Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.

 Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.

 But there's one sound that no one knows...

 WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

 Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

 Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

 Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

 WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

 Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

 Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

 WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

 Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

 Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

 WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

 Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

 Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

 WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes.

 Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still.

 Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.

 But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?

 How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?

 WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

 Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

 Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

 Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

 WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

 Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

 Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

 WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

 A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

 A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

 WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!

 Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

 WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

 The secret of the fox, ancient mystery.

 Somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding.

 What is your sound? Will we ever know?

 Will always be a mystery what do you say?

 You're my guardian angel hiding in the woods.

 What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

 Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

 I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

 (Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)

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Demons

"Demons"

When the days are cold

 And the cards all fold

 And the saints we see

 Are all made of gold

 When your dreams all fail

 And the ones we hail

 Are the worst of all

 And the blood’s run stale

 I wanna hide the truth

 I wanna shelter you

 But with the beast inside

 There’s nowhere we can hide

 No matter what we breed

 We still are made of greed

 This is my kingdom come

 This is my kingdom come

 When you feel my heat

 Look into my eyes

 It’s where my demons hide

 It’s where my demons hide

 Don’t get too close

 It’s dark inside

 It’s where my demons hide

 It’s where my demons hide

 At the curtain’s call

 It's the last of all

 When the lights fade out

 All the sinners crawl

 So they dug your grave

 And the masquerade

 Will come calling out

 At the mess you've made

 Don't wanna let you down

 But I am hell bound

 Though this is all for you

 Don't wanna hide the truth

 No matter what we breed

 We still are made of greed

 This is my kingdom come

 This is my kingdom come

 When you feel my heat

 Look into my eyes

 It’s where my demons hide

 It’s where my demons hide

 Don’t get too close

 It’s dark inside

 It’s where my demons hide

 It’s where my demons hide

 They say it's what you make

 I say it's up to fate

 It's woven in my soul

 I need to let you go

 Your eyes, they shine so bright

 I wanna save that light

 I can't escape this now

 Unless you show me how

 When you feel my heat

 Look into my eyes

 It’s where my demons hide

 It’s where my demons hide

 Don’t get too close

 It’s dark inside

 It’s where my demons hide

 It’s where my demons hide 

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Jan Egeland

"Jan Egeland"
By: Ylvis

Gray hair

 Glasses

 Suitcase

 Humble

 Clever

 And constantly working for peace

 Uganda

 Congo

 And the Oslo treaty plan

 Oh my God, what a plan

 Not as famous as Gahr Stare

 Not a daddy's boy like Jens

 But when handgrenades are flying

 There's just one man you can trust

 When there's war and all is hell

 Send in Jan Egeland!

 The United Nations superhero man

 Mad dictator with a gun

 Send in Jan Egeland

 Oh, how I wish..

 I was Jan Egeland..

 Blue eyes

 Firm hands

 Nice legs

 Clean shaved

 Body

 Drinking his protein shakes

 Spray-tan

 Skin cream

 And buttocks like he was eighteen

 He's a peacekeeping machine..

 And he stares into the mirror

 Flexing muscles in the night

 And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..

 ..to protect some human rights"

 When there's war and all is hell

 Bring in Jan Egeland!

 The United Nations superhero man

 He plays golf with Kofi Annan

 And looks at maps with George Cloon

 Oh, how I wish..

 That I was Jan Egeland!

 Egeland (Egeland)

 Egeland (Egeland)

 When he's sad he goes to funerals

 In unusually heavy rain

 Large amounts of water in his face

 But that doesn't hide his pain

 He breaks down just like ha homo

 And starts crying just like a girl

 But I guess you can cry and still be a man

 If your day job is saving the world!

 When there's war and all is hell

 Send in Jan Egeland!

 He's a macho musclepumping..

 Crying god!

 If there's one man you should trust

 It is the Janny-boy

 Oh, how I wish..

 That I was Jan Egeland! 

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