Showing posts with label Ylvis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ylvis. Show all posts

Monday, March 17, 2014

The Fox (What did the Fox say)

"The Fox"
By: Ylvis


Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.
 Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.
 Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.
 Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.
 But there's one sound that no one knows...
 WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

 Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
 Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
 Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
 WHAT THE FOX SAY?
 Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
 Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
 Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
 WHAT THE FOX SAY?
 Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
 Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
 Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
 WHAT THE FOX SAY?
 Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
 Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
 Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
 WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes.
 Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still.
 Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
 But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?
 How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?
 WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

 Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
 Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
 Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
 WHAT THE FOX SAY?
 Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
 Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
 Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
 WHAT THE FOX SAY?
 A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
 A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
 A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
 WHAT THE FOX SAY?
 A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
 Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
 WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

 The secret of the fox, ancient mystery.
 Somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding.
 What is your sound? Will we ever know?
 Will always be a mystery what do you say?

 You're my guardian angel hiding in the woods.
 What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
 Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
 I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
 (Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)


Thursday, March 13, 2014

Jan Egeland

"Jan Egeland"
By: Ylvis


Gray hair
 Glasses
 Suitcase
 Humble
 Clever
 And constantly working for peace
 Uganda
 Congo
 And the Oslo treaty plan
 Oh my God, what a plan
 Not as famous as Gahr Stare
 Not a daddy's boy like Jens
 But when handgrenades are flying
 There's just one man you can trust
 When there's war and all is hell
 Send in Jan Egeland!
 The United Nations superhero man
 Mad dictator with a gun
 Send in Jan Egeland
 Oh, how I wish..
 I was Jan Egeland..
 Blue eyes
 Firm hands
 Nice legs
 Clean shaved
 Body
 Drinking his protein shakes
 Spray-tan
 Skin cream
 And buttocks like he was eighteen
 He's a peacekeeping machine..
 And he stares into the mirror
 Flexing muscles in the night
 And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
 ..to protect some human rights"
 When there's war and all is hell
 Bring in Jan Egeland!
 The United Nations superhero man
 He plays golf with Kofi Annan
 And looks at maps with George Cloon
 Oh, how I wish..
 That I was Jan Egeland!
 Egeland (Egeland)
 Egeland (Egeland)
 When he's sad he goes to funerals
 In unusually heavy rain
 Large amounts of water in his face
 But that doesn't hide his pain
 He breaks down just like ha homo
 And starts crying just like a girl
 But I guess you can cry and still be a man
 If your day job is saving the world!
 When there's war and all is hell
 Send in Jan Egeland!
 He's a macho musclepumping..
 Crying god!
 If there's one man you should trust
 It is the Janny-boy
 Oh, how I wish..
 That I was Jan Egeland! 




 
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